There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My dick has a subreddit
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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