Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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