Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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