small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Randomize
