His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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