You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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