fuck your aforementioned shoe
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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