Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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