Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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