sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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