she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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