Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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