how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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