She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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