If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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