dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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