i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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