The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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