What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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