She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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