So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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