hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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