Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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