i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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