belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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