i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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