i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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