Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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