I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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