I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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