Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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