they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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