So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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