Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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