Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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