guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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