I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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