We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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