One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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