See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
fuck your aforementioned shoe
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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