Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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