i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
operation harelip BJ is a go
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
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