How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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