This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
My liver just had a heart attack.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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