what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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