Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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