Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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