I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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