Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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