butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Randomize
